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Thursday, June 10, 2004

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TonyTribeca

While no film/musical translation will ever be as good at the ones in Rushmore... here is a short list of others I'd like to see jump the shark:

Rambo First Blood Part II: The Musical (personally I'd hire the folks from Ave. Q to do an all puppet version of this one... but thats me)

Shindlers List: The Musical (almost a sequel of sorts to "Springtime for Hitler")

Touch of Evil (can you imagine trying to recreate the opening shot on a stage??)

Momento: The Musical (Might me more cohesive in nattative than Taboo)

The Great Escape: The Musical (really just to hear the audience whistle along with the theme)

Crocodile Dundee: The Musical (starring Hugh Jackman, natch)

Kill Bill: The Musical (hand out branded ponchos for the front few rows of the audience like a Gallagher concert circa '82)

Marleigh

Someone needs to call Blackie Lawless and put together a WASP musical. They were mostly stage show anyway, so they're already primed for Broadway. Besides, couldn't we all do with more flaming codpieces?

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